[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.oskrebul.cz\/prudici-u-dveri\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.oskrebul.cz\/prudici-u-dveri\/","headline":"Prudi\u010di u dve\u0159\u00ed","name":"Prudi\u010di u dve\u0159\u00ed","description":"M\u011blo by se to st\u00e1vat \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l t\u00edm m\u00e9n\u011b, proto\u017ee u\u017e d\u00e1vno existuj\u00ed kup\u0159\u00edkladu i vyhl\u00e1\u0161ky, kter\u00e9 s t\u00edmto ne\u0161varem maj\u00ed bojovat a kter\u00e9 by m\u011bly zab\u00edrat. Jen\u017ee navzdory v\u0161emu nejednou nezab\u00edraj\u00ed. K nepot\u011b\u0161e slu\u0161n\u00fdch lid\u00ed. Takov\u00fd norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk dejme tomu p\u0159ijde odpoledne z pr\u00e1ce. M\u00e1 toho akor\u00e1t tak dost, mo\u017en\u00e1 i nad hlavu, a […]","datePublished":"2018-12-13","dateModified":"2018-12-13","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.oskrebul.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.oskrebul.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/614460c3109f6ef46730ae87c5e2be623f574940fabcec1214dc0d8d5af688cf?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/614460c3109f6ef46730ae87c5e2be623f574940fabcec1214dc0d8d5af688cf?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"oskrebul.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.oskrebul.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a332810_w2618_t1545859926.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.oskrebul.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a332810_w2618_t1545859926.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.oskrebul.cz\/prudici-u-dveri\/","wordCount":547,"articleBody":"M\u011blo by se to st\u00e1vat \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l t\u00edm m\u00e9n\u011b, proto\u017ee u\u017e d\u00e1vno existuj\u00ed kup\u0159\u00edkladu i vyhl\u00e1\u0161ky, kter\u00e9 s t\u00edmto ne\u0161varem maj\u00ed bojovat a kter\u00e9 by m\u011bly zab\u00edrat. Jen\u017ee navzdory v\u0161emu nejednou nezab\u00edraj\u00ed. K nepot\u011b\u0161e slu\u0161n\u00fdch lid\u00ed. Takov\u00fd norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk dejme tomu p\u0159ijde odpoledne z pr\u00e1ce. M\u00e1 toho akor\u00e1t tak dost, mo\u017en\u00e1 i nad hlavu, a nep\u0159eje si snad nic jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e se na chv\u00edli uvelebit na kanapi. Jen\u017ee vtom\u2026 crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Zvonek u dve\u0159\u00ed mu ned\u00e1 nadlouho spo\u010dinout v p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 poloze. Jde tedy ke dve\u0159\u00edm a tam\u2026 \u201eM\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s skv\u011blou nab\u00eddku. Hrnce, zubn\u00ed pastu, kosmetiku, bi\u017euterii,\u2026 To v\u0161e za ty nejv\u00fdhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ceny, je\u017e u\u017e se nikdy nebudou opakovat\u2026\u201c \u010clov\u011bk tomu otravovi mo\u017en\u00e1 s p\u00e1r odm\u00edtav\u00fdmi sl\u016fvky zav\u0159e dve\u0159e p\u0159ed nosem. Zajde si do kuchyn\u011b pro jedno lahvov\u00e9 a op\u011bt se uveleb\u00ed na sv\u00e9m kanap\u00ed\u010dku\u2026 a kdosi klepe na dve\u0159e. Je t\u0159eba j\u00edt otev\u0159\u00edt, proto\u017ee co \u010dlov\u011bk v\u00ed, kdo a pro\u010d p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed, \u017ee? Za dve\u0159mi je dejme tomu n\u011bjak\u00fd ten c\u00edrkevn\u00ed nadhan\u011b\u010d. A \u017ee pr\u00fd n\u00e1s ten jeho b\u016fh miluje, \u017ee pro n\u00e1s chyst\u00e1 to nejlep\u0161\u00ed, kdy\u017e\u2026 \u010clov\u011bk mu zabouchne dve\u0159e p\u0159ed nosem a jde zp\u011bt do pokoje s nad\u011bj\u00ed, \u017ee snad u\u017e bude kone\u010dn\u011b klid. \u017de u\u017e si kone\u010dn\u011b oddechne. Crrrrrr! Dal\u0161\u00ed nezvan\u00fd host. \u017de pr\u00fd nab\u00edz\u00ed smlouvu, d\u00edky kter\u00e9 budeme m\u00edt levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed plyn nebo elekt\u0159inu. Sta\u010d\u00ed pr\u00fd p\u0159estoupit k jin\u00e9mu distributorovi, podepsat se tady dole pod ta mal\u00e1 p\u00edsmenka\u2026 Nezvan\u00fd host u\u017e let\u00ed od dve\u0159\u00ed jako namydlen\u00fd blesk. A m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt r\u00e1d, \u017ee za n\u00edm let\u00ed jenom n\u011bjak\u00e1 ta notn\u011b nelichotiv\u00e1 slova. Proto\u017ee ten dal\u0161\u00ed otrapa u\u017e tolik \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nem\u00e1. Po tom let\u00ed to prvn\u00ed, co m\u011bl majitel bytu zrovna po ruce, kdy\u017e zazn\u011bl dotaz, zda by pan dom\u00e1c\u00ed nep\u0159isp\u011bl na sb\u00edrku pro\u2026 je vlastn\u011b jedno pro koho, proto\u017ee by to nakonec skon\u010dilo stejn\u011b v kapse t\u00e9 pochybn\u00e9 existence u dve\u0159\u00ed. Pan dom\u00e1c\u00ed kone\u010dn\u011b usedne ke stolu k man\u017eelkou pr\u00e1v\u011b dova\u0159en\u00e9 ve\u010de\u0159i. Ale ne\u017e spolkne prvn\u00ed sousto, zvon\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd dealer nejmenovan\u00e9ho mobiln\u00edho oper\u00e1tora s dal\u0161\u00ed nab\u00eddkou. Ne\u017e je po ve\u010de\u0159i spo\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1n dezert, je vyhozen otravn\u00fd poji\u0161\u0165ov\u00e1k. A ne\u017e se rodina odebere na lo\u017ee, mihnou se tu je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjac\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed  S tu v\u00edce a tu m\u00e9n\u011b pochybn\u00fdmi nab\u00eddkami. \u010clov\u011bk si tak t\u0159eba ani doma neoddechne, nem\u00e1 chv\u00edli klidu. Kv\u016fli dot\u011brn\u00fdm jedinc\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou prost\u011b pro p\u00e1r korun nebo jinou v\u00fdhodu ochotni ud\u011blat cokoliv. Jen\u017ee co s nimi nad\u011bl\u00e1te, \u017ee? Kdybyste na n\u011b vypustili sv\u00e9ho Haf\u00edka alias pitbula velikosti telete, je\u0161t\u011b byste jim museli p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm platit bolestn\u00e9.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        5\/5 - (1 vote)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Prudi\u010di u dve\u0159\u00ed","item":"https:\/\/www.oskrebul.cz\/prudici-u-dveri\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]